After running some errands this afternoon (cat litter, cigarettes, Home Depot — you know, the necessities), I thought I would treat myself to a quick game of Monopoly. I just bought the game a couple weeks ago as a daily deal on MacZot. I hadn’t played Monopoly in well over 10 years, and I used to love playing it. I generally don’t play any games on the computer, but I thought this is one I might truly enjoy. I’ve been playing 1-on-1 vs. the computer in “entrepreneur” mode. I make a few changes to house rules ($400 for passing Go, $800 for landing on Go, $500 for Free Parking, etc.) because I like to play hard and fast with a lot of cash. And this has resulted in fun games where I’ve won 4 out of 6 times, usually taking between 30-60 minutes.
But this afternoon’s “quick” game turned into a long, drawn-out slugfest. Here’s a screenshot of the game board as it stands. After all the properties were purchased, there were only three natural monopolies (red properties for me, dark purple and yellow properties for Top Hat). I proposed several reasonable trades, but Top Hat stood firm on rejecting all trades that did not include Park Place. So after we both passed the $5000 mark in the bank, I relented and traded Park Place to get the crucial orange monopoly. Orange is a key of my game strategy: it’s high probability for players leaving jail, including two doubles combinations (3+3 and 4+4). And it’s adjacent to red, also playing into the current game strategy.
The slugfest continued and the money piled up. Top Hat had a costly love affair on Illinois Avenue, and I spent so much time in Marvin Gardens I got sunburned. And the money kept piling up, and when we were both over $10,000 I started proposing trades. Top Hat was a total prick, rejecting me time after time. Around and around the board we went until finally I just laid it all on the line … ALL my non-monopoly properties (Vermont and States Avenues, St. Charles Place, both utilities and 3 railroads) for Pennsylvania Avenue. And that bastard Top Hat turned me down. So I started adding cash to the offer, and after the pot was sweetened with $4000 in cash, Top Hat accepted. And with no more hotels to buy, I had to crowd four houses on each lot, but I also managed to block Top Hat from loading all his newly acquired monopolies with properties.
The trade (and subsequent building spree) knocked my cash balance back significantly, but my strategy started paying off and I closed the cash deficit with my new arch rival. Unfortunately, the cash-happy house rules continued to dump loads of cash into the game. I would go ahead by several thousand dollars only to land on Park Place ($1,500 with a hotel) and then roll snake eyes to land on Boardwalk ($2,000 with a hotel). Chump change, I tell ya! Then Top Hat would land on my hotels on 3 consecutive turns, and I’d have the lead yet again. My current balance is $34,859.00 and Top Hat’s balance is $34,915. So after 4+ hours, I’ve concluded that I have battled Monopoly to a draw.
Top Hat better watch out, though, because next time I’m gunnin’ for him. That bastard.